Clonery Protection Plan – Genetics Guarantee. Tired of ordering elite cuts or rare seeds and praying they show up alive?
We were too. That’s why we built the industry’s first buyer-funded protection plan specifically for mail-order clones and teens. 100% optional. 100% transparent. Zero bullshit. How It Works (Simple 4-Step Flow)
- You Add Protection at Checkout
Optional checkbox on every order. Costs 6–8% of your subtotal (details below). Skip it if you trust the vendor completely — many regulars do. - Your Fee Goes Straight to the Community Protection Fund
Every dollar of the fee lands in a segregated wallet. No commingling with operating funds. We publish the running balance publicly (updated weekly). - Shit Happens → You File a Claim (Super Easy)
- Vendor ghosts? Package lost by USPS? Clones arrive dead or heat-damaged? Wrong strain sent?
We review in <48 hours (usually same day). - Approved = You’re Made Whole Instantly
- Full crypto refund from the fund, OR Free reship from the vendor (we eat the shipping cost if needed)
What’s Covered
- Vendor never ships or disappears
- Lost, delayed (>14 days), or heat-damaged by USPS
- Dead on arrival (DOA) clones/teens — must show timestamped unboxing proof
- Wrong strain or obvious mislabeling (with proof)
What’s NOT Covered (Be Real With Us)
- Buyer’s remorse or “changed my mind”
- Death after successful rooting/transplant
- Poor growing conditions on your end
- Law-enforcement seizure (sorry, that’s the game we all play)
Protection Fee (The Fairest We Could Make It)We price it like expensive peace of mind — because in this industry, it is.
| Order Subtotal | Protection Fee | Effective % | Example |
|---|---|---|---|
| Under $100 | $8 flat | ~8–10% | $80 order → $8 |
| $100 – $299 | 7% | 7% | $200 order → $14 |
| $300 – $499 | 6.5% | 6.5% | $400 order → $26 |
| $500 and up | 6% | ≤6% | $800 order → $48 |
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is this actual insurance?
A: No — regulated insurance companies won’t touch cannabis. This is a community-funded guarantee pool run by Clonery. Same outcome for you, way less red tape.
Q: What if the fund ever runs out?
A: We’ll either temporarily pause the program or top it off ourselves before we ever leave a legit buyer hanging. Hasn’t happened yet.
Q: Can vendors see who bought protection?
A: Nope. Keeps everything drama-free.
Q: Why not just make it free?
A: Because free = endless fraud. Buyers who pay in are the ones who actually value the genetics — keeps abuse extremely low.Ready for worry-free clone shopping?
Just look for the “Add Clonery Protection” checkbox at checkout. Or keep rolling the dice — your call.Questions? Hit us in messages or email support@clonery.io — we answer fast.